Dinge, die du nur kennst, wenn du nicht blond bist

Wenn du die deutsche Staatsbürgerschaft besitzt, aber offenbar vom Aussehen her nicht dem gängigen Klischee entsprichst, sind dir aller Wahrscheinlichkeit folgende Sprüche bekannt.


Stilblüten, die ich bei Bewerbungsgesprächen regelmäßig höre

Sie sprechen ja arabisch.

 

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Das wird (auch sonst in meinem Leben) fast immer angenommen. Kleiner Tipp: Ein Nachname macht noch keine Sprache. Könnte ich arabisch sprechen, hätte ich diesen tollen Fakt mit Sicherheit in meinen Lebenslauf aufgenommen. 😉

Sie sind ja Ausländer. Das habe ich am Telefon gar nicht gehört.

 

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Ich spreche dialektfreies Hochdeutsch! Der WAHNSINN, als Hamburgerin, oder? 😉

 

Sie sind ja im kinderfähigen Alter

 

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Sie haben eben Ägypten erwähnt. Kommen Sie da her?

 

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Perserin, oder?

 

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Was bedeutet Ihr Nachname?

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Wo kommen Sie her?

 

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Der Papa kommt von woanders, ne?

 

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Eine Arbeitskollegin in der Ausbildung fand es lustig mich Terroristin zu nennen. Ernsthaft.

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Stilblüten die ich ausschließlich im privaten Bereich gehört habe

Wo kommst du wirklich her?

 

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Also ich meine, wo du eigentlich herkommst. Wo du wirklich herkommst!

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Warum trägst du kein Kopftuch?

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Wieso lässt dein Vater dich überhaupt raus? Darfst du alleine einkaufen gehen?

 

 

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Feierst du eigentlich Weihnachten?

 

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Du bist eh immer braun!

 

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Ihr fragt euch wie ich das manchmal aushalte?

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